How a Lizard Takes a Bath

These are random and passing thoughts. They will be odd, silly, and to some incomprehensible. But oh well, these thoughts swim throughout my head.

  • Our dog has “butt pollen” because she sneaks off to the field next door where they have these yellow weeds and the pollen sticks to her butt. It’s gross, well not really it just looks that way.
  • Zach gargles Beethoven’s 8th Symphony when he is allowed to “brush” his own teeth.
  • At 12:13pm 29 years ago, until I came out a girl, my parents were going to name me Bart. Thank you God for giving me girl parts. ( Casey says thank you too ;-0 )
  • I really, really don’t like folding sheets. Even worse is cleaning the bathrooms, it seems boys are a pretty bad aim.
  • Yesterday I found three green lizards in the washing machine. They were plastic and fell out of one of two little boys pocket. They survived just fine. I cannot list the number of things I have found in the washer or dryer.
  • I prefer wine from the region of South Australia, don’t really know why it just seems to taste much better. Then again Riesling wine from Germany is light and fruity.
  • A lady at the Chinese restaurant the other day said Casey John talked so fast he sounded like he was speaking Chinese. Apparently I can understand said Chinese, I understand that hungee means that he’s hungry.
  • Big Casey’s hair is quite long and has a little curl in it, I really REALLY like it. Ben, I mean C are you reading this???
  • Stubbing your toes on a light saber at 6am in the morning hurts. Wondering why the light saber was where it was is a mystery for the ages.
  • I like B.B. King, Terri Hendrix, Jack Johnson, Nickel Creek, Etta James – not necessarily in that order

I’ll make a permanent post for these misc. words of wit….

These are random and passing thoughts. They will be odd, silly, and to some incomprehensible. But oh well, these thoughts swim throughout my head.

  • Our dog has “butt pollen” because she sneaks off to the field next door where they have these yellow weeds and the pollen sticks to her butt. It’s gross, well not really it just looks that way.
  • Zach gargles Beethoven’s 8th Symphony when he is allowed to “brush” his own teeth.
  • At 12:13pm 29 years ago, until I came out a girl, my parents were going to name me Bart. Thank you God for giving me girl parts. ( Casey says thank you too ;-0 )
  • I really, really don’t like folding sheets. Even worse is cleaning the bathrooms, it seems boys are a pretty bad aim.
  • Yesterday I found three green lizards in the washing machine. They were plastic and fell out of one of two little boys pocket. They survived just fine. I cannot list the number of things I have found in the washer or dryer.
  • I prefer wine from the region of South Australia, don’t really know why it just seems to taste much better. Then again Riesling wine from Germany is light and fruity.
  • A lady at the Chinese restaurant the other day said Casey John talked so fast he sounded like he was speaking Chinese. Apparently I can understand said Chinese, I understand that hungee means that he’s hungry.
  • Big Casey’s hair is quite long and has a little curl in it, I really REALLY like it. Ben, I mean C are you reading this???
  • Stubbing your toes on a light saber at 6am in the morning hurts. Wondering why the light saber was where it was is a mystery for the ages.
  • I like B.B. King, Terri Hendrix, Jack Johnson, Nickel Creek, Etta James – not necessarily in that order

I’ll make a permanent post for these misc. words of wit….

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