Dear Uncle Tommy(er, I’ve been corrected) John, thank you so much for the AWESOME bath toys. The one that has a bucket of mud for soap and a worm full of bubble bath turned the water a neato brown color. We had fun with mom and the icky, slimy soap in the tub. We also used the little bucket to pour water outside the bathtub, making mom clean that mess up too. When we got out there was a really colorful ring around the tub!

Translation:
My dearest butt head of a brother, thanks for getting the slimy brown soap that looks like, well something unpleasant, so that I can wash them with it. It created a nasty looking color of water which the boys frolicked in because they love dirt and dirty things. The bubble bath was cool, although the spout was in the worms rear area which made it awkward to use but hey, the boys loved it so why should I care. Oh yes, because I am the ONE who gets to clean it all up. On the other hand they are all excited about playing with the mud in the tub.

Get dirty to get clean. Yeah, I’ve got boys.