I wonder what kind of high paying job I’d get if my resume’ contained these following items:
- Professional card board box sculptor, can turn any size card board box into a car, house, boat, spaceship, etc.
- Follows written directions well – can put together 398 piece Lego set in under an hour
- Miss Fix It – if it can be broken, I can find a way to fix it (well almost anything)
- Mulit-tasker – can talk on phone, change a little wiggle worms clothes, and answer email all at the same time (does it matter if the shoes end up on the wrong feet?)
- Managing experience – can manage multiple employees in various situations and tasks (note: slave driver)
- Short order cook – “I want waffles, I want eggs, runny eggs, with cheese, pancakes too,” um, okay guys do I look a large scruffy man in dingy white clothing?
- Maid – make the beds, clean the bathrooms (especially the boys because they “miss” a lot), do the laundry (fold many pairs of brightly designed tiny underwear), vacuum the floors, anything else I wait until it gets overbearing or Casey does it because he’s tired of looking at it (like the sink full of dishes)
I’m sure I could come up with more but I’ll stop for now, think these will land me a six figure salary???
I wonder what kind of high paying job I’d get if my resume’ contained these following items:
- Professional card board box sculptor, can turn any size card board box into a car, house, boat, spaceship, etc.
- Follows written directions well – can put together 398 piece Lego set in under an hour
- Miss Fix It – if it can be broken, I can find a way to fix it (well almost anything)
- Mulit-tasker – can talk on phone, change a little wiggle worms clothes, and answer email all at the same time (does it matter if the shoes end up on the wrong feet?)
- Managing experience – can manage multiple employees in various situations and tasks (note: slave driver)
- Short order cook – “I want waffles, I want eggs, runny eggs, with cheese, pancakes too,” um, okay guys do I look a large scruffy man in dingy white clothing?
- Maid – make the beds, clean the bathrooms (especially the boys because they “miss” a lot), do the laundry (fold many pairs of brightly designed tiny underwear), vacuum the floors, anything else I wait until it gets overbearing or Casey does it because he’s tired of looking at it (like the sink full of dishes)
I’m sure I could come up with more but I’ll stop for now, think these will land me a six figure salary???
