Why God Gave Us Alcohol

God allowed man to invent alcohol because He allowed us to reproduce and have children, then saw that they can be a source of some serious stress. So He figured He’d even the playing field a little and give us fermented barley and agave. God bless Him….. Benjamin Franklin was right when he said “Beer is proof God loves us.” So when I say I totally understand Homer Simpson, I really do….

God allowed man to invent alcohol because He allowed us to reproduce and have children, then saw that they can be a source of some serious stress. So He figured He’d even the playing field a little and give us fermented barley and agave. God bless Him….. Benjamin Franklin was right when he said “Beer is proof God loves us.” So when I say I totally understand Homer Simpson, I really do….

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